Kompas Aku yang Rosak

Dalam banyak2 kelemahan aku, yang paling ketara ialah 'kompas' aku yang rosak. Kalau dicampak ke MidValley dan disuruh keluar dalam 5 minit, aku kompem sesat. Tetiap kali gi rumah orang, walaupun dah beberapa kali solat kat sana, aku tetap tanya kat mana arah kiblat. Tapi yang paling kelakar ialah aku tak reti bagi direction jalan:

'Orang dah abis dinner. Orang tunggu depan hotel ni tau.'

'Hotel tu kat sebelah KLCC kan?'

'Err...' Menjengah2 ke sekeliling, 'tak, kot.'

'Abis tu?'

'Kat Jalan Sultan Ismail la.'

'Yalah. Apa bangunan sebelah dia?'

'Erm... tak tau. Tapi kat belakang tu ada Menara KL.'

'Dekat ke jauh?'

'Erm... tak tau. Tapi kat depan ada Menara Prudential. Pastu ada track LRT.'

'Putra ke Star?'

'Tak tau.'

'KLCC kat mana?'

'Tak de sini.' --> Perbualan nih dah agak kelakar tapi dia dan aku sama2 tak ketawa.

'Awak sumer tak tau camne orang nak amik?' Dia dah nak jadi Hulk.

'Orang lambat sket, carik awak.'

'OK.'

(letak tepon)

'Awak, awak ikut jalan yang kita biasa amik nak ke KLCC.'

'Banyak la...'

'Ala, jalan dari opis orang tu.'

'Lepas simpang traffic light tak?'

'A'ah... kot.'

'Hmm.'

'Straight aje, pastu ada signboard ada tiga nama jalan, pastu satu tu Menara KL, pastu kat depan tu awak u-turn. Pastu awak straight aje, orang kat taxi stand.'

'Huh?'

'Err... ok2x. Awak u-turn kat ada showroom keta...'

'Keta Merc tu?'

'A'ah.'

'Ok2x. Orang tau awak kat mana.'

Huhu...! Kalau korang jadi DIA, mesti korang kompius ngan direction yang aku kasi tu, kan? Muahaha! Sebab tu dia selalu cakap 'kompas' aku rosak. Dan aku pun mengakuinya! :p

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Aku, Juara Penemuduga Terbaik

'So how's your day? Busy ke?'

'Erm...' long pause, 'Tak kot.'

'Buat apa la kat opis?'

'Takde sangat.'

'So **** dah tambah feature la? Lepas ni nak buat apa pulak?'

'Ingat nak taruk **** pulak.'

~ Diam ~

'Lama awak tak lepak ngan Along, kan?'

'Erm. Yalah kot.'

'Apsal awak tak ajak dia lepak? Mesti dia bosan.'

'Tak kot.'

'Naper?'

'Dia kan dah tukar keje lain.'

'Owh. Dah ye? Senang dia dapat keje baru kan?'

'Hmm.'

~ Diam lagi ~

'Kalau orang ngengada ngan awak, awak menyampah tak?'

'Tak tau.'

~ Di penghujung ~

'Naper awak tak banyak cakap?'

'Penat kot.'

Aku: 8 soklan kesemuanya = 8 markah utk aku

Dia: 0 soklan = 0 markah utk dia.

Pemenang kategori Penemuduga Terbaik = aku

P/S: Bagi mengekalkan kejayaan aku menggondol anugerah juara kategori Penemuduga Terbaik, aku mintak jasa baik korang untuk menyumbangkan soklan2 untuk stok 30 tahun lagi. Ini memandangkan aku punyer stok pun dah hampir abis. Jasa baik kalian aku ucapkan sekian terima kasih!

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It's ONLY Tuesday

It's ONLY Tuesday, dayyyyuuuummmm!

Bloody, bloody, bloody Tuesday.

Sigh. <-- the girl who hates her work is ranting again.

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My Mug

Mug aku masa di JB diabadikan dlm latest blog design.

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My Beloved CLK

My CLK needs to have its battery changed. I am still debating whether I should just wait until next month to do so as I am running on critically low cash fund. However, the idea of going back at night with half-dead light (my signal lights have voluntarily committed suicide) is not that comforting either. Apa nak buat? Tukar ajelah besok.

My bike is a funny thing. I am 100% sure that it didn't like me back in JB. It kept burning a hole in my pocket with all sorts of maintenance cost. But ever since I had my accident, I think it has changed its mind when I shed tears over the sight of its damaged body. One thing that amuses me very much is the fact that it hates other people riding it. CLK lets its feelings clearly known if somebody else ride the bike by screeching like a banshee until the whole of KL can hear it coming. Seriously. I am really embarrassed when CLK is in this kind of mood.

There are more than once I feel like smacking its head but I really, really love my CLK. Strangely enough, whenever I ride my CLK, it only whines once or twice (buat2 manja la konon) then happily brings me to my destination without so much as a roar. Perhaps the reason is because I feed it with only the best (Shell fuel), and bathe it almost every week so it has recognized me as its cute little owner :p

So tomorrow after work, I will bring my CLK to the workshop to have its battery changed. I bet it will flash its light delightfully to everybody once it's done to tell - 'Hey, my owner simply dotes on me! Unlike all of you, losers!'

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