This Week

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Finally!

The meeting will take place tomorrow at 9 am. Hopefully, Trump will not change the presentation. For the moment, I'm tired + hungry. My stomach rumbled a few times throughout the day. My brain:

'Oy! Dah la tak tido, tak makan plak tu??! You'd better earn RM100K per month salary to compensate for this penderaan, tau??!'

Penderaan? Talking about penderaan, I remembered my last weekend. Jen, Ainie & I were hitching a ride in Chairman's BMW. Dah la tumpang kereta dia, pastu mendera dia pulak tu.

'Pinch him, Jen.' (Ainie from the front seat)
'Can aah?' (Jen, sitting right behind the driver's seat)
'I thot you're the one with 'tangan ketam'? (Carneyz from behind Ainie)
'No. Jen pinches harder.' (Ainie)
'I pinch aah?' (Jen)
'.... (These crazy girls! $#@%! Chairman in his mind)
'.... SAKIT LAH!' (Chairman finally yelled)

Can you imagine that? All we had to go through to get him to speak? (terbalik pulak, not all he has to go through when he was with us) We have a recording of Chairman's voice, anybody? Bidding starts at RM1. All copyright go to Ainie. The Gila Kuasa.

Fast track to this week. From Monday until today, I attended meetings that lasted from 9.30am to as late as 6.30pm. Yesterday, as expected, kena bambu dengan Trump. Dah la kena bambu, boleh balas balik cakap dia.

'Why like this?'
'You said like that? Correct what?'
'No, I want it to be like this... bla2x...'
'Ok2x, I'll change later la.'

Suka2 aje ye, gaduh ngan CEO sendiri? Meh, cubit sket pipi yang chubby tu. My dad would have died in shame to have such an outspoken daughter like me. Tapi, aku kat rumah tak de ye. Anak yg wonderful, wonderful aje ;)

OK la. Nak balik dah ni. Ngantuks... zzzz...

'Carneyz! Waah! Like KL people now yeah?'
'Mana ader... Shut up, you! Shut up!'
'Waah... rude like one also...'

Nak Kena Bambu Dengan Trump!

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Arinih hari Ahad. Hari Ahad biasa aku bangun lambat. Tapi Ahad ni tak sebab aku kena keja. Aku geram ngan banyak orang. Antaranya:

1. Trump, sebab bagi aku projek yang kena keja ngan orang yang susah dan menyusahkan. Suka2 dia je nak suruh aku gi tempat terceruk kat Johor ni, tau aku tak de transport sendiri, dia tak kasi elaun apa2, dan aku pulak dah memang kena attend benda lain kat airport nih, kalau tak de aku sapa lagi nak buat. Aku tak minat la deal ngan orang gomen nih, buat sakit kepala, aku tak hingin nak belajar sumer2 nih.

2. Konsultan2 yang sepatutnya turun ke JB nih utk siapkan presentation tu, tapi tak turun plak. Pastu memandai2 nak kasi arahan kat aku suruh gi tempat terceruk kat Johor nih, dapatkan info yang dieorang nak utk taruk kat presentation. Aku berani jamin dieorang tak de punyer nak kasi aku kredit kalau presentation nih dah siap. Mentang2 aku paling muda korang nak membuli aku yek? Siap korang hari Isnin ni kalau aku kena bambu ngan Trump, korang sekali akan kena sama sebab korang yang tak turun ke sini. Pastu aku dah offer nak gi opis korang tengok presentation tu sesampainya kat KL malam ni, tapi korang yang cakap tak payah. Jaga korang kalau aku kena bambu dengan Trump! Korang tak tau lagi betapa MENAKUTKAN kannya aku kalau aku dah MARAH!!

3. Dieorang yang sepatutnya ada kat sini menyetelkan hal kat airport nih, tapi korang tak de, bagi alasan mengarut2. Kalau dah tak nak keja, berenti keja je lah, dok kat rumah tak payah susah2 lagi.

4. Group dalam projek Masters aku tu, aku angin satu badan nih!!! Korang ingat aku suka ke, keja ngan korang! Aku pun terpaksa gak, tapi aku profesional. Kalau dah server kat kampus korang kondem, korang gi la carik alternatif nak email bendalah tu kat aku. Yang korang dok bagi alasan server kondem, tak tau nak zip file, bla3x nih, macam orang tak belajar universiti nih kenapa? Camane korang boleh jadi researcher cam nih? Tak resourceful langsung. Sebab kalau aku tak dapat file tu, Trump akan bambu aku, aku akan bambu korang. Siap je la.

Merepek Hari Ini

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Semalam mak call. Bagitau dier gi klinik sebab masalah 'missed heartbeat'. Dia bagitau lagi doktor suruh dier gi poliklinik, then gi specialist clinic. Aku dah risau dah klu jumpa specialist ni mcm bad news je. Hopefully, mak tak de apa2. I love you so much, mak!

Hari Isnin plak, Layla selamat melahirkan anak perempuan :) Dia kena operate, sebab baby songsang. Insya Allah, aku turun ke JB weekend nih, aku nak gi tengok la Layla dan Layla Junior. Mesti chumey macam mak dier gak.

Lastly, aku tak de mood nak buat keja arinih. Tapi keja tetap jalan. Cuma lambat2 dan amik my own sweet time. Malam ni nak balik, dan try buat design la. Dah seminggu tak buat design. Asyik menghadap keja je, tak pun tido sebab letih.

Aarghhh.. besok meeting pukul 9.30 pagi pulak. Malas betul nak masuk meeting. Kira ni sebahagian daripada course plan Trump la, dalam Masters degree tak bertauliah aku ni. Apa2 lah Pakcik Trump. Janji gaji masuk. Boleh kasi naik sket lagi tak? ;) Hehe. Nak jugak merasa ada keta, gi Paris...

Uish. Balik2 cakap pasal Paris. Ada apa di Paris sampai menggamit2 perasaan aku nak menjejak kaki ke sana? Passport dah nak expired ujung bulan 5 ni. Kena kuar RM300 nak renew.


Hujung minggu ni akan ke JB. Tak bagitau Kak Za lagi. Aarggh! Jen dah nak pegi :( Jen, I'm going to miss u...
----- Semalam ----

Malam semalam singgah di pasaraya. Ingatkan nak masak makan malam. Dah capai sayur sawi, pastu nak gi amik ayam, masak ayam masak merah. Tapi bila aku kenangkan, siapa la nak makan jap lagi selain dari aku? Hosmet biasanya balik lambat, dan dah siap2 makan kat luar. Lagipun, kalau nak masak kena beli bahan2 nya - ikan bilis la, sos tiram la, cili boh la, itu ini. Nak makan sesorang.

Aku letak balik. Aku amik jus guava. Aku amik Cheesel. Aku gi kaunter dan bayar. Anak dara pemalas! Rasa nak tersengih2 sendiri. Biarlah dulu, kalau dah kawen nanti, dah tak boleh malas2. So, selagi ada kesempatan, enjoy je la privilege boleh malas2 mcm ni ;)

Weekend ni. Tak sabarnya nak tunggu weekend. Weekend lepas gi Mentakab, weekend ni gi JB. At least, tak de la aku terperap kat rumah buat benda yang sama - tengok tv, tengok siling, tido.

OK la. Aku rasa nak balik. Nak mandi. Nak tengok tv.

Trump & Life-getter

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Ohmegod. Don't tell me I can't attend my friend's wedding this weekend! *bite nails* I've bought the ticket and all... *inhale breath sharply*

Trump: This is rather slow. I need the report before next week.
Me (blinked in confusion): I'm sorry, there's not much I can do since you asked me to do it yesterday (yesterday evening, Mr. Trump. You think I'm the Internet itself ke?). I mean, I'm still doing it.
Trump: You have to think, you know.
Me (in heart): Oh yeah? Don't I just?? The room was filled with a bunch of white-haired people who spent their lifetimes in their work, and they can't even churn out a cent worth of two-cents. You want me to do that in what? 1 day??
Me: Sorry, Datuk.
Trump: While you're at that, I want you to also furnish these info. Number 1, blabla... Number 2, blabla.. also, blabla...
Me *vision of rolling around on the carpet*: Yes, Datuk. OK, Datuk. I will, Datuk. (die, Carneyz, DIEEE!!)

Backtrack to Wednesday:

Coming out of the tiring meeting, straightaway attacking Google. The Finance Manager wandered and stopped by for a chat.

FM: You're not going to JB? (his favorite question)
Me: No, Mr. C. I'm very occupied right now.
FM: So how do you find KL?
Me: OK-lah.
FM: OK only? KL more fun what...
Me: ...
FM: Been anywhere?
Me (stopping to answer him politely): My life exists between office and Kinokuniya, Mr. C.
FM (started to laugh) : Aiya... No friends here kah?
Me: I bred everything in JB.
FM (laughed again): Get a boyfriend-lah!
Me (laughed as hard & decided to play along): Aiyo, that bad ke? Now ur making my life sounds pathetic pulak. You tell me, is there a guy who wants to spend his time on a date in a bookstore ke?
FM: Aiya, you. Get a life la.
Me: Some other time, not now la. I've got a deadline, you know?
FM: What? To get married?
Me *geleman* : Don't talk about that 'M' word. My deadline for this report la.

There's a 50-50% chance I can go to my friend's wedding. Only 50%. Rasa macam zaman buat tesis dulu la pulak. Tekanan perasaan...