Recently, we decided that our store room required a massive spring-cleaning job. I am too ashamed to post the 'before' image of our store room because it was really cluttered and untidy. Boxes stacked haphazardly. Some boxes were in too poor conditions that the contents were half-spilled on the floor. Most boxes were overflowed with things. Raincoats on the floor because we have nowhere to put them. Some files and papers were also placed on the floor. There were many paper bags containing wedding door-gifts lying around. In short. It's. Total. Chaos.
The solution to this problem? A complete tour of the IKEA store where I found these two useful items that change
Habol, Box with Lid (left) |
Portis Hat Rack (right) |

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Juice - Mango juice
Starters - smoked salmon, fresh oysters, sup cendawan
Main course - Steak (tak tahu nama)
Dessert - Mango pudding, cinnamon-orange sherbet, iced chocolate ball
Hot drink - Tea
- Raclaitte Valaisanne (traditional melted swiss cheese with baby potatoes and homemade pickles)
- Sup 'Crème de Champignons de Forest' (Cream of Wild Forest Mushrooms served in a Giant Roll)
Main course - 'Filet de boeuf' (tenderloin steak, medium)
Dessert - Gâteau au chocolat (chocolate cake), cinnamon-orange sherbet, iced chocolate ball
Hot drink - white coffee
My Verdict:
Suami Terchenta's Verdict:
Starters >> uwekk!Main course >> mmm...
Dessert >> Too sweet.
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Wife: Which do you choose? Cooking (laksa Sarawak) or washing the toilet?
Husband (considering): Cooking.
Hubby headed to the kitchen, prepared to cook. Wifey went to the toilet, armed with detergent and stuffs. Hubby called out, 'Dear, what is supposed to be put into this pot?'
Wifey gritted her teeth and called back, 'Just read the instructions on the packet!'
2 minutes later, they switched roles. Wifey cooked, hubby scrubbed the toilet.
1 hour later:
Wife: Dear, help me make thin omelettes by whipping one egg at a time. Make 3 eggs, ok.
Hubby (nodding): Got you.
(Hubby whipped the 3 eggs together and fried them all in the pan)
Wife (big eyes and murderous look at hubby): Why did you fry all of the eggs together????
Hubby (looking wise and satisfied with himself): The pan is big enough to fry all 3 eggs.
Wife (looking not so satisfied): I. wanted. thin. omelettes. Grrr...
What an amicable start to the Aidiladha celebration.
So this was how our celebration looked like:
Thank you to Kak Retna, Shai, Fysal & Topek (who drove all the way from Perak and Tanjung Karang) for coming for Hari Raya visit to our house and helping us to finish off the laksa :) Thank you also to Shai who came with lemang Pak Ali and the delicious serunding.
In short, we are certainly very happy to welcome guests to our house. Hopefully, we get to host more eating sessions at our home for more friends. Check out Suami Terchenta's blog from time to time!
The tale of two crazy husband-and-wife at the leaning tower of Teluk Intan. Nope, it wasn't the camera that made this tower looks 'senget' (slanting) |
Welcome to Teluk Intan, Perak. The town of fruits. |
Oh my yummylicious, udang galah tastes heavenly when barbecued, or fried in my mother's secret udang galah recipe! |
CLK, enter-frame. Look at the borderline of this photo, the angle shows that this is truly a leaning tower |
Inside the tower, at the top storey |
The Wishing Well. Some superstitious visitors throw one-cent coins in the well and make a wish. If I was them, I wish that all the coins in the well become mine. Muahaha! |
Me, at the foot of Menara Condong |
The fleshy, creamy durian for RM8 per durian... Not bad. |
Makan, bang. Jangan tak makan... |
They even made it 'condong' (leaning), bless them! |

Cadangan-cadangan pelaksanaan:

Anggaran bajet: RM750/couple (tiket penerbangan AirAsia & penginapan 3H2M)

2. Pakej honeymoon di Awana Porto Malai, Langkawi
Anggaran bajet: RM998/couple. Muahaha! (Gelak kecewa)




January - Marry when the year is new, he'll be loving, kind and true.
February - When February birds do mate, you wed nor dread your fate.
March - If you wed when March winds blow, joy and sorrow both you'll know.
April- Marry in April if you can, joy for maiden and for man.
May - Marry in the month of May, you will romance the day.
June - Marry when June roses grow and over land and sea you'll go.
July - Those who in July do wed must labour for their daily bread.
August - Whoever wed in August be, many a change is sure to see.
September - Marry in September's shine so that your life is rich and fine.
October - If in October you do marry, love will come but riches tarry.
November - If you wed in bleak November, only joys will come, remember!
December - When December's snows fall fast, marry and your love will last.
P/S: Not that it matters in Malaysia where couples choose school holiday months to tie the knots rather than the significance of the month ;)
I cry now for you. Did you manage to get up and crawl to safety? Or did more cars come to knock you down until you are no longer the black kitten I saw this morning? Why are humans so cold-hearted nowadays? Why didn't I stop and pick you up to safety, until I can figure out what to do to save you?
I feel irresponsible. I feel that I have failed you. I feel that I have failed myself. Because I have pledged to help those who cannot defend themselves like you. I wish now that if God has taken your life, let it be quick and pain-less. What now, should I answer to God. That I have failed you.
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Aku sedang
PA Trump datang. Seperti biasa, periksa supaya staff tidak curi tulang.
Tiba-tiba dia datang ke tempat aku.
Aku lekas-lekas sambung kerja.
Tapi dia tak berganjak. Dia letakkan hp atas meja.
Dan RM10.
'Tolong topup.'
Erk? Aku musykil sekejap.
Macamana PA Trump boleh tahu aku seorang usahawan topup?
Nampaknya berita tersebar dengan luas.
Aku?
Pasti sangat gembira.
2 minit kemudian, topup telah diisi.
PA Trump sambung meronda2 bagi pihak Trump.
Aku sambung explore Photoshop.
Cerita tamat.
Dalam pengembaraan alam maya hari ini, saya terjumpa sebuah website untuk download Photoshop Brush.
Kalau ada lagi website yang offer add-ons Photoshop percuma, saya sangat berharap2 agar korang akan berkongsi maklumat itu (Peringatan: Kedekut info tidak mendatangkan manfaat kepada sesiapa) ^_^
Sekian.
To cut the story short, in total we will have to fork out RM100 to get the gasket changed, another refill of lubricant oil and a complete service on the engine. Ok, CLK. We know you deserve it. Go ahead and splurge.
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One fine day, one couple went shopping at Jusco. At Jusco, they decided to buy a house. Other people go to Jusco to buy smaller things, but they went there and bought a house. Other people save up a lifetime to buy their dream house, but this couple, this crazy couple, bought a house without any savings at all except for the savings to go to their dream honeymoon in Bali.
It was just one of my many impromptu habits of waking up one day and saying, ‘Hey, let’s do something outrageous.’ Like buying a house without any money for the downpayment.
(Before this incident, I once decided to go to Australia, called my dad to give me some money and then boarded a flight to Melbourne.)
Luckily, it was a university-sponsored trip then. And luckily, in this scenario now, we only need to pay RM1000 for downpayment. That means that we have to apply for full housing loan.
To be honest, after that, I felt scared sh*t. Like, omigosh, are we ready to own a house??? What about kids? We haven’t saved up for kids! What about that gung-ho statement ‘I’m-quitting-my-job-no-matter-what-happens’? Now cannot-quit-no-matter-what!
Then again, I persuaded myself that this is totally the right thing to do. Properties in KL are not getting any cheaper. Anytime, we might get kicked out of our rented house, if the owner decided to occupy the place. Or, we might be forced to pay higher rentals in subsequent years and we are not even getting anything at the end of the day! So, buy a house now while it’s still affordable!
We’ve gone through several housing loan brochures and have submitted our documents to one bank we felt is the most competitive. But, if anyone of you out there who had purchased a property under construction (an apartment, to be precise) and have any advice on which loan is the best, please drop comments. We really appreciate it!
Shopping! Siapa tak suka shopping, sila terjun bangunan! Sebenarnya, aku suka shopping. Tapi keadaan kewangan tak selalu mengizinkan. Aku suka shopping di Ikea. Kalau aku kaya macam Paris Hilton, aku akan beli Ikea. I love Ikea! (Iklan: Next month wedding anniversary kami yang pertama, sila hadiahkan barang2 dari Ikea kepada sesiapa yang belum belikan hadiah wedding utk kami :p Muahaha!)
Tapi, yang aku tak suka ialah projek latest ini. Projek shopping mall. Trump mahu buat shopping mall. Jadi, selepas brainstorming nama2 untuk shopping mall ni (termasuk ‘Kepak’. Hahaha!), beberapa nama dah di shortlisted. Oleh sebab aku seorang sahaja kaum Hawa di dalam bilik meeting (dan kaum Hawa ialah penyumbang nombor 1 di shopping mall!), jadi Trump suruh aku pilih nama untuk shopping mall itu. WALIOWEH! Berapa kali korang berpeluang menamakan shopping mall dalam seumur hidup korang???
Probably my best working experience so far. Pilih nama shopping mall. Walaupun sebenarnya aku lebih suka nama yang ada perkataan ‘Avenue’. Aku suka bangat word ‘Avenue’ itu. Gaya, mutu, keunggulan.
Tapi kan. Itu sahaja experience yang aku suka. Lepas tu, everything is extra work for me. Sebab aku kuli. Jadi, aku yang kena buat semua kerja (Sila rujuk posting lama2 tentang kerja). Never mind. Bukankah aku akan ‘membelahkan’ diri dari sini tak lama lagi? *Menghitung hari dan jari*.
Jadi aku bersabar sahajalah.
Petang tadi. Kami meeting pasal shopping mall ini lagi. Branding consultant itu menyerahkan proposal design dan concept. Secara jujur aku ingin bagitau mereka…
I don’t like your designs. Pergi buat balik.
Tapi, mereka consultant kesukaan Trump. Kalau aku tersalah cakap, secara tak langsung, aku menempah tiket maut. Maka bonus yang ditunggu-tunggu tu akan melambai selamat tinggal kepada aku.
Have to be very careful nowadays.
Korang bayangkan design mereka sangat hambar. Ada satu warna dengan tone berbeza. Dan ada logo. That’s all.
Bagi aku apa-apa yang berkaitan dengan shopping mall mesti lah exciting. Mestilah promote lifestyle. So design harus masukkan elemen FUN, LIFESTYLE, EXCITEMENT. Design untuk marketing material shopping mall mesti CLASSY, STYLISH, TRENDY. Mesti buatkan shoppers rasa, ‘Wow! Tempat ni ada style-lah!’ Something like Pavilion KL punya brand identity. Classy.
Jadi, untuk idea brilliant aku itu, aku pulak yang kena carikan sample. Kalau macam tu, better aku yang dibayar gaji consultant? Betul tak?
I signed up for yoga.

For the past few months, I have been working hard on closing a deal on website advertising with a third-party system provider in Singapore. Working hard means I have scouted around for the service providers, got in touch with them, provided and collected data, met face-to-face, proposed layout design, discussed with web agency on integration works, and then became the middle person between Legal department and third party to finalise the agreement. And this A-Z works are just a tiny part of my work.
Finally, last Friday I was ready to show Trump that my department is not just a cost-centre. We are BOTH cost centre and revenue-generating unit. Perhaps, he won’t be so hard in giving his approvals, which will be good news for my successor once I am ready to re-hand in my resignation letter. On my part, that’s something to gloss up my resumé. ‘Despite being a cost-centre, I succeed in contributing monthly revenue for the company.’
With flushed face and thumping heart, I sat in front of Trump and said, ‘I bring you good news, Datuk. We have managed to get in website ads in our website, which translates into a revenue forecast of RMXk per month.’ I can hear Trump’s brain gearing into motions as he comprehended my rushing words. ‘What is this Carneyz talking about? Revenue? More RM? Cost centres don’t generate any revenues…’ and I had to explain in bits and pieces of how I started the whole project, how does the mechanism work, and showed him the memo & the finalised agreement.
He was, undeniably very pleased at this news. ‘Very good. RMXk? Good work.’ Were his two replies. He signed the agreement and studied the memo intently for a minute.
Then…
‘Don’t you think our website looks too cluttered? I find things all over the place. Don’t you think so? Why isn’t the Business section updated? Didn’t you ask from the related departments for feeds? I want it updated by end of this month!’
Suddenly he shot all these questions to us endlessly. It was as if we had wrestled the compliments out of his mouth, of which he had regained the control of his brain from our evil clutches and back to being Trump. The Trump who criticizes and then gives us the axe, and our heads roll out of his office back to where they belong. In a lowly ghetto.
This is probably my 1,865,394th reason to quit and look for a real job (instead of acting like a slave) - the fact that getting appreciated verbally is already hard enough, let alone getting salary increments.
Cerita #1
Semalam, kami dapat jemputan berbuka puasa di rumah Kak Retna. Kami sangat teruja, sebab tak perlu memanaskan periuk kuali. Kami cuma perlu bawak perut kosong ke rumah dia. Di rumah Kak Retna, kami dihidangkan dengan nasi beriani, ayam masak merah, daging, dan macam2 lagi termasuk kuih-muih. Sampai hari ni, si Umie sibuk bertanya inti karipap semalam sebab terlalu banyak makanan sampai tak terlarat nak merasa karipap tu :p Hehe. Setiap tetamu yang datang, dibekalkan dengan nasi beriani untuk sahur besoknya. Terima kasih, Kak Ret! :)
Cerita #2
Semenjak hari pertama berpuasa, cuma 2 kali kami beli makanan di pasar ramadhan sebab lewat keluar dari ofis. Mula2, kami beli lauk
Salah satu sikap suami terchenta yang buat aku lebih jatuh chenta padanya, ialah dia seorang yang rajin tolong wife masak di dapur. Aku tak perlu bersusah-payah tanak nasi, atau potong bawang, atau sediakan sayur. Dia akan buat semuanya. I lap u so much la, bebeh!
Oleh sebab tu, aku semakin bermotivasi masak di rumah untuk buka puasa, yang merangkap juadah sahur jugak. Dan kadar motivasi tu melambung naik bila suami terchenta selalu ucapkan terima kasih - 'Terima kasih sebab masakkan makan malam,' atau, 'Terima kasih masakkan lauk yang sedap,' dan 'Abang paling suka masakan awak!'
Dan saya paling suka awak tau, suami terchenta! Jom kita
Kebiasaannya, kami tak masak lebih dari dua jenis lauk - sayur dan lauk berdaging e.g. ayam / ikan / daging. Contohnya hari ini, kami masak daging masak hitam, dan sayur labu air masak santan. Memandangkan hari ni aku dilanda kebosanan, aku buat agar2 santan untuk dessert.
Pada pendapat kami, tak guna berpuasa kalau bila time bukak puasa, melantak tak ingat dunia. Bukak puasa dengan 7-8 jenis lauk semata-mata memuaskan nafsu anak tekak adalah perbuatan yang sia-sia. Biasanya, walaupun lepas berlapar seharian, minum segelas air dah cukup mengenyangkan perut. Itu baru air saja. Macamana nak sumbat 7-8 jenis lauk lagi?
Lebih baik duit tu disimpan untuk pergi cuti2 anniversary kami yang pertama hujung tahun ni :p Langkawi ke, Bali? Hehehe. (entah2 di KL saja, sebab kena langsaikan dulu hutang PTPTN suami terchenta. Huhuhu...!)
Ok, sekarang semua boleh bersurai dan balik ke blog masing2.
Sejak bila anda mula berpuasa penuh??
>> Rasanya sejak darjah 3... Waktu tu kiteorang duduk kat kampung ngan pakyeng (atuk) dan makyeng (nenek). Kalau tak puasa, nanti makyeng bising :s kalau puasa penuh, pakyeng kasi ganjaran duit saku lebih. Hehe.
Pernahkah anda ponteng puasa dan apakah alasannya??
>> Masa tu darjah 5. Dekat2 nak raya, kiteorang balik ke kampung naik Pajero. Dah la mabuk kereta, jalan pulak tak bertar dan jenis tanah merah kat ladang kelapa sawit. Sepanjang perjalanan tu asyik termuntah sampai la tiba di kampung. Masa tu, badan dah lembik dan mak suruh buka puasa je sebab badan dah menggeletar. Alhamdulillah dah besar ni, kurang sket mabuk kereta tu :)
Adakah anda pernah bermain bunga api dan mercun??
>> Main mercun takde la. Tapi main bunga api ni memang acara wajib bila balik kampung sebab ada pakcik yang selalu supply bunga api kat kiteorang. Tambah2 lagi main dengan sepupu2 so sangat la meriah! :) Huhu... Rindu pulak raya masa kecik2 dulu... :(
Juadah apakah menjadi kegemaran anda sewaktu berbuka??
>> Masa duduk ngan family dulu, apa2 yang mak masak itu ler makanan faveret. Sekarang dah jadi isteri orang ni, masak je apa2 yang ada kat dalam peti sejuk :p
Lagu raya manakah yang anda suka??
>> Semua lagu raya dulu2...
Tahun ini anda beraya di mana??
>> Kampung Baru Ismail Igan (kampung terchenta tempat kiteorang sah jadi suami isteri) pastu baru ler kat Kampung Meranek, Kuching :)
Pernahkah anda bertugas di hari raya??
>> Bertugas menjadi pembantu tukang masak dan tukang cuci pinggan sepenuh masa :p
Apakah kenangan paling manis di hari raya??
>> Masa kecik2 dulu, kenangan paling manis ialah dapat duit raya :p hehehe... takde la banyak mana, paling banyak pun RM50 dari pakyeng (pakyeng memang seorang yang dermawan ngan cucu2 nya!) yang lain kasi 50 sen, RM1 sampai RM10. Pastu duit raya tu masuk dalam tabung... sebahagian kecik lagi pergi beli coklat. Aku memang hantu coklat.
>> Bila dah besar sket, kenangan paling manis ialah berkumpul sanak saudara dalam satu rumah di pagi raya. Rutin pagi raya kiteorang memang sepesen je... pagi2 yang lelaki ke masjid semayang raya, yang perempuan sediakan juadah pagi raya, potong kek lapis dan masukkan biskut raya dalam balang untuk dihidang di ruang tamu. Bila kaum Adam balik dari semayang, kiteorang akan berkumpul di ruang tamu untuk sesi bermaaf-maafan sambil memberi duit raya dan lastly, amik gambar raya beramai2 :) Memang havoc la di pagi raya...
>> Tahun ni? Hehe. Tak de lagi la kenangan manis coz belum raya lagi! Tapi, Insya Allah, tahun ni berbeza dan sangat istimewa sebab ada suami terchenta